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Who says you can’t go back to exclusively breast feeding from formula feeding / beast snaking after 3 months? Who did it? This girl.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee!

My boy and I are going to Japan for a couple of months in a few weeks so his uncle wanted to take him for the night and I’m literally crying I miss him so much. It’s midnight and I can’t sleep. It’s gona be a looooong night )’:

Waaaaaaaaah! Lol, don’t tease me!

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Whelp, I guess on the positive side - there’s a 70% chance to 80% chance of conception within this cycle and the next few. I’m going to be pissed and so upset if I am on the lesser side of that. I just don’t understand how people that have been trying for years keep their sanity! I don’t think I am that strong!

Be patient. We were trying but not trying for two years. It’ll happen when it’s meant to be and your baby will be the most beautiful, perfect thing you’ve ever seen. And so will your next one, and your next one, and so on (;

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I can’t sleep and I need attention.

BabyDaddy’s snoring sounds like the vampires are playing baseball. (Which by the way we are verrrrrryyy excited for the movie. Yes, we. Yes, Twilight. Judge me) and the boy is peeeacefully sleeping through his fourth hour down.

Why is it that you’re advised to “sleep when the baby sleeps” but yet, it never seems to work out that way. Word to ya motha.. she’d agree.

I loooooooooved my pregnancy!

Honestly, I was the cutest pregnant girl in world history. Not to mention I was such a sweetheart.

Js sayin’, That is all.

(I know I js jinxed myself for future pregnancies but two tears in a bucket, f*ck it.)

I’ve received my first round of freebies (; I’ll post a picture once a week. It’s so exciting. FREEEE! Who can beat that? So far so good!

Btw- my first coupon swap went well. In case you were wondering, Diary.

Before I forget, I’d like to give a special shoutout: a big fat EFF YOU, acid reflux! I believe you owe me a ton of laundry detergent, wipes, body wash, and shampoo. We’ve tried almost all “spit-up” formulas and today started on soy. Wish us luck! We want to test all avenues before turning to medicine. Cereal didn’t seam to help but I’m continuing to add it to his bottles. Still nursing as well. I’m glad he doesn’t cry or fuss when throwing up, then I’d feel horrible ): Good thing he’s a chunky monkey and gaining weight through the vomiting.

P.S. Why all the likes and no followers?! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah.

That’s okay, Miss. TinyTangerines makes up for alllllll of you!! Lol.

I know I’m a stay at home mom, and yes I have my lazy days too but that does NOT mean I’m your personal maid and it is definitely NOT an invitation to leave your dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor and really? Your child is four years old she KNOWS how to clean up after herself and if she doesn’t, that’s what you’re there for. It’s one thing to be messy once in a while, it’s another for someone to have to constantly ask a grown ass man OR woman to clean up after themselves.

Caring for a two month old is NOT a walk in the park. I love him more then anything in this world but he, along w/ all other babies, are a handful. You know how many times I’ve used the bathroom having to hold a screaming child at the same time?! Not a pretty sight or easy task. You ask for help making a bottle, bite me.

BabyDaddy’s brother and girlfriend are renting one of our rooms bcuz “they had no where else to stay” when her Mom lives across the street and his Grandma lives around the corner. Come on now, son.

We have bad history bcuz his ex used to like to tell his brother that I was still w/ and sleeping w/ my ex. FAT negative, you hater. And we haven’t been cool nor had longer then a 2-3 minute conversation for the past two years.

I hate my in-laws and it honestly breaks my heart.

(This somewhat goes to BabyDaddy’s lazy ass too, I know you work but COME ON!)

I grew up in a very.. very very very clean, tidy, spotless home. Comfortable and always tidy. You may or may not have but PLEASE, it’s common courtesy to clean up after yourself when living w/ or sharing anything w/ someone. Work w/ me, kids. You’re all adults and all older then me. I shouldn’t feel like I have four more children then I really do.

My vent is over, excuse me. I’m sorry you had to see the ugly so soon (;

My expectations for the Sunday paper were WAY too high. Like, top of Mt. Kilamanjaro high. I was under the impression that it would be filled with TONS of coupons that lasted for months and I would save TONS of money and be very proud of myself, take a picture to show the world (Tumblr), then go on to use those coupons to save the universe (BabyDaddy’s wallet).

BOY was I wrong. LOL. Three day coupons?! Are you sh*ttin’ me?!! I wish somebody told me how hard it was to coupon especially w/out a printer. (It’s on my please! please!! please!!! BabyDaddy wishlist ;)

I’m such a newbie, aren’t I? Grrrrrrr.. back to square one.

I WILL send you your coupons, lady I promised to trade w/ on Babycenter two days ago. I had a wedding to go to then there was draaaama so I’m recovering =/ I promise they’ll be out tomorrow.

^ My first coupon swap, I’m pretty excited for my five $2 off Huggies anything! (: LOL.

Babydaddy is going out w/ his brother (barf) tonight which probably means a strip club bcuz his brothers a perv and I just send him to the store to buy my FIRST EVER Sunday newspaper and scissors. Why?

To clip coupons all night, of course. That is, after lil’ man wakes up from his late night nap and then goes back down.

Btw- Does anyone know if I can use CVS coupons at Longs? Do you know what a Longs drugstore is or do they only have them here? Lol, pictures later (;